©2025 Danni Blackman
Can be played by anyone who gets it.
Setup: Clear stage. Clown makeup & nose offstage. Everyone
offstage with Neo 2 hidden by house steps holding a flashlight.
Cast: NEO 1 - Danni
NEO 2 - Jeb
NEO 3 - Hannah
NEO 4 - Amy
Tech: CS lit w/ pink lighting “Conceited” by Flo Milli plays 15
seconds into song.
GO!
Tech: Lights stage L & R lights go up when Danni poses.
NEO 1 enters 4 beats into the song with his fly down. He walks
with a model strut does a few poses at the audience stage right,
walks and does a few more poses to audience stage left, walks
back to center stage 40 seconds into the song.
NEO 2 flashes light at the eighth count of “Feeling myself I’m
conceited” on NEO 1’s crotch; magnifying the down zipper. The
music abruptly stops and NEO 1 zips up his zipper.
Tech: Music stops, lights change to blue, and after 2 beats of
silence, changes to a sad piano song with rain in the
background.
NEO 3 enters from stage right and NEO 4 enters from stage left
at the same time, meeting NEO 1 in CS carrying clown makeup & a
nose.
DANNI looks at the audience while NEO 2 & 3 put clown makeup and
nose on him. They exit when finished from where they entered.
DANNI continues staring at audience for 3 beats.
Tech: lights fade to black
CURTAIN
